The Cavya is terribly fond of lists, and because i love The Cavya, but am also and individual, i will now make a list.

Things My Vagina Would Wear, Were It To Wear Things:
pearls
galoshes
high tops
mascara
baggy pants
sexy lingerie
ninja turtles shoelaces
a gryffindor scarf
bandanas
polka dots
dangly earrings
lots of tanktops
flipflops
a cap of some kind
ballet flats
huge boots
a parka
a lot of red
a tutu
lace
denim
bell bottoms
hippy skirts

it would ride around in a light blue volkswagon bug and have bottle caps dangling from the rear view mirror.
it would play tetris on its supernintendo, and mario and yoshi
it would eat a lot of peanut butter, chocolate, bread, pasta, and broccoli and sushi
it would have big earrings
it would wear tight tshirts from cool bands it saw in concert.
it would be really hardcore, but not obnoxious.
it would go to the beach a lot



i hope to be like my vagina someday.

My Papa's Waltz
by Theodore Roethke

The whiskey on your breath
Could make a small boy dizzy;
But I hung on like death:
Such waltzing was not easy.

We romped until the pans
Slid from the kitchen shelf;
My mother's countenance
Could not unfrown itself.

The hand that held my wrist
Was battered on one knuckle;
At every step you missed
My right ear scraped a buckle.

You beat time on my head
With a palm caked hard by dirt,
Then waltzed me off to bed
Still clinging to your shirt.

Whatdyathink? Is the father abusive or just drunk.
I DON'T EVEN CARE. I love this poem so much.

here are some fun facts. they are so fun. are you having as much fun as i am?

There were 43,687 toilet related accidents in the United States in Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan GodEarth is the only planet not named after a pagan God

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

Its impossible to smoke oneself to death with weed. You won\'t be able to retain enough motor control and consciousness to do so after such a large amount.

Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms
The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.
Men can breastfeed babies
There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which you have probably never heard of.
Abe Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named "El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula"

Sometimes i wonder if i am going crazy.
But then, i sometimes wonder if our kitchen sink changes colors.

Is it weird that i think Alan Rickman is hot?

i am addicted to:

america's next top model
flipflops
random trivia
harry potter
House
cute underwear
a good workout
sleep
my friends
blank notebooks
burritos
singing and dancing...in the car, the shower, during dinner, during class
foul language
cracking my knuckles
blinking my eyes at separate times
glitter
corn on the cob with butter and salt
comfy clothing
shoes
chocolate in almost any form-no dark or white
crayola markers
harrassing cavya
funny tshirts
gargling mouthwash
FFFOOOOOOODDD.
my posse of cool people
doodling
biting my lips
listening to Bobby exist
making sexy faces in the mirror
having made up yelling matches with people that i am mad at
being a smart ass
music
babies
playing cards
kittens
christmas
halloween


which brings me to...


what should i be for halloween?

please comment with your best top three ideas.

i am addicted to...

you.