A boy across the hall recently acquired an accordion.


<----Accordion
He plays it ALL THE TIME.

And even in really great movies

accordion ruins sex scenes.

<-------Sex

I'm back

I drank some gross drinking fountain water.
I checked facebook.
I already have a pile of dirty laundry.
I made awkward conversation with a girl and her dad in the elevator.
I wrote out my schedule.
I went on youtube.
I used last semester's math book as a coaster.

I'm officially ready for second semester.