i know why people get chronically depressed. i've got it.

The answer?

Bad/decaf coffee and/or math.

Really. Bad coffee is enough to make anyone feel that life is not worth living, and if you're already bummed out, it can send you over the edge. I say bad/decaf, because even bad caffinated coffee opens your eyes enough to make you feel normal, but if it is both bad and decaf, you might as well throw in the towel.

Math. It is the bane of existance. i ask you...
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT THE CUBED ROOT OF 6/7THS IS?!?!?
i certainly don't. It's not feeding the hungry or earning me money. It's not even making current television shows more watchable or creating fatless candy. It is not fun or relevant to my life, and i wash my hands of it.

am i right, or am i right.